Monday, April 25, 2005

Lateness

Here the top nine comments made by NBC commentators during the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back.

1. Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriavia from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball Announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think that we could expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball Analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer Commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis Commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them."

Today, I woke up at 8 in the morning, which is about the time I leave for school. I unfortunately had to hurry up through breakfast, which is somethign I usually don't like to do (hurry that is).

For lunch, I had Chow Mein from the Chinese restaurant from the weekend. Plus some waffles which I bought with my dad in Food Basic on Sunday (I think). Plus, I had some spaghetti and meat sauce with it, which was also from a couple days ago.

For dinner, I had daal and roti. That was mixed with some Keema Daal from the freezer which was defrosted. Pretty ...

Also, my dad phoned N. mami in US, to learn how to cook aloo ki tarkari and chicken salan. That will be cooked tommorow.

Originally, I was naming this post El Salio, but chose Lateness instead.
Lo sali, hane yuk insan kaun furae salio, al poochna yuk question aas o. Howae kub howoe pedoe (walking) presde el hugga (school) daas frero. El insan, yuk mard, drivae ein el Lisgar Drive ein yuk red van. A stopae vana (van) aur questae aas o (ein yuk 'accent' British: "Excuse me; do you know where Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School is?". It's just that a bolae na "Carmel", na "Mount Carmel", mais "OLOMC", the whole thing in a British accent. That was interesting aur el insan furae salio.

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